Black oversized faded tee with vintage portrait graphic, front view

Old Money New Kicks Oversized Faded Tee

Faded Black / S
$44.95
Sale price  $44.95 Regular price 
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Black oversized faded tee with vintage portrait graphic, front view

Old Money New Kicks Oversized Faded Tee

$44.95
Sale price  $44.95 Regular price 
ColorFaded Black
Size

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Return policy

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Shipping

Custom printed when you order! Ships in 7-12 business days. Free shipping on orders $50+, otherwise flat rate starting at $4.95. View full shipping policy.

Meet a British Shorthair who never forgot where he came from — the aristocratic streets of Windsor.Where spilling someone's tea led to serious consequences. Theodore Rehnquist the Third, but his friends call him Phil. His tailor calls him Sir. Old money. New kicks.

 Comfort and Fit: 

7.1 oz heavyweight cotton with a garment-dyed faded finish. Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders. Runs oversized — size down one for a standard fit. Horse and carriage vibes included.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ¾ 39 9
M 29 ⅛ 43 9 ½
L 30 ½ 47 9 ½
XL 31 ⅞ 51 10 ¼
2XL 33 ¼ 55 10 ⅝
3XL 34 59 11
Thoughtful Details
  • 100% carded cotton, preshrunk
  • DTFlex print — vibrant, durable, soft hand feel
  • Tear-away label for scratch-free comfort.
  • Garment-dyed finish — fades uniquely over time
Premium Materials

100% carded cotton, 7.1 oz heavyweight. Garment-dyed for a faded, vintage finish — the dye settles into the creases and fades along the edges, so no two tees come out exactly the same. Dense construction holds its shape wash after wash. Tear-away label for all-day comfort.

Easy Care

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not tumble dry —line dry in shade to preserve the garment-dyed finish. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly over the print. Slight color variation between washes is normal and adds character.

Made With Intention

Each item is printed only after you order it, eliminating excess inventory and waste. Better for the planet, better for your closet. Thanks for being part of a more thoughtful way forward.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I order in this oversized faded tee?

This tee is intentionally oversized with a boxy fit and dropped shoulders. Size down one for a standard relaxed fit, or keep your usual size for a true oversized look.

What material is the oversized faded tee made from?

100% carded cotton at 7.1 oz — significantly heavier than a standard tee. The garment-dyed finish creates a vintage faded look that's unique to each piece. Designs are applied using DTFlex printing for vibrant, durable color with a soft hand feel.

How long does shipping take for Smart Cat Gifts?

Smart Cat Gifts products are custom printed after you order and ship within 7–12 business days. Free shipping on orders over $50, or flat rate starting at $4.95.

Is this a good gift for a cat lover?

A head-turning gift for the cat lover with taste. A British Shorthair aristocrat in a gilded portrait frame, rocking red sneakers and a monocle — old money energy on a heavyweight faded tee.

How do I wash the oversized faded tee?

Machine wash cold with like colors. Line dry in shade — do not tumble dry. Do not bleach or iron directly over the print. Slight color variation between washes is normal and adds to the garment-dyed character.