A sweatshirt featuring an exhausted-looking cat wearing yellow slippers with duck faces on them. The cat is holding a steaming mug of coffee. The text on the sweatshirt reads "Decaf? Never Heard of It."

Decaf Never Heard Of It Crewneck Sweatshirt

S / Maroon
$42.95
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A sweatshirt featuring an exhausted-looking cat wearing yellow slippers with duck faces on them. The cat is holding a steaming mug of coffee. The text on the sweatshirt reads "Decaf? Never Heard of It."

Decaf Never Heard Of It Crewneck Sweatshirt

$42.95
Size
ColorMaroon

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Shipping

Custom printed when you order! Ships in 7-12 business days. Free shipping on orders $50+, otherwise flat rate starting at $4.95. View full shipping policy.

"Decaf? Never heard of it," said the clueless kitty. Stay cozy and caffeinated in this comfy sweatshirt. Featuring a sleepy cat clearly on Team Caffeine. Perfect for days when you need an extra boost and a good laugh.

Comfort and Fit:

Classic unisex fit, ribbed knit, no itchy seams. Soft enough for your caffeine-fueled existential crisis at 2 PM. Holds up through coffee spills, naps, and questionable decisions.

 

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Thoughtful Details
  • Tear-away label for scratch-free comfort.
  • Premium DTG printing for vibrant, fade-resistant graphics.
  • Ribbed-knit collar that holds its shape wash after wash.
  • Ethically grown US cotton with low-impact dyes.
  • Durable stitching built for lasting wear.
Premium Materials

Crafted from a durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for the perfect balance of softness and lasting wear. Medium-weight fleece that holds its shape and keeps you comfortable all day.

Easy Care

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. No fussing required—just wash, dry, wear, repeat. Skip the iron and dry cleaner.

Made With Intention

Each item is printed only after you order it, eliminating excess inventory and waste. Better for the planet, better for your closet. Thanks for being part of a more thoughtful way forward.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I order in Smart Cat Gifts crewneck sweatshirts?

Our crewneck sweatshirts run true to size in a classic unisex fit. Pre-shrunk with air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant surface. If you want a more relaxed, cozy fit, go up one size.

What material are Smart Cat Gifts crewneck sweatshirts made from?

A 50/50 cotton-poly blend at 8.0 oz.—midweight fleece with a soft interior. We use the Gildan 18000, a durable industry-standard blank with air-jet spun yarn for reduced pilling, ribbed collar and cuffs with spandex, and double-needle stitching throughout.

How long does shipping take for Smart Cat Gifts?

Smart Cat Gifts products are custom printed after you order and ship within 7–12 business days. Free shipping on orders over $50, or flat rate starting at $4.95.

 Is this a good gift for a cat lover?

If they run on caffeine and cat hair, this is their sweatshirt. The sleepy cat in duck slippers is specific enough to get a laugh and relatable enough to get worn weekly. A safe bet for any coffee-obsessed cat person.

 How do I wash my Smart Cat Gifts crewneck sweatshirt?

Machine wash cold inside-out with similar colors. Tumble dry low. The pill-resistant yarn keeps it looking fresh wash after wash.