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For introverts who've hit their social quota. The I Like Coffee My Cat And Maybe 3 People Crewneck says what you're thinking. Perfect for mornings when small talk sounds exhausting and your cat's the best company you need.
Comfort and Fit:
Classic unisex fit for hermit mode. Reinforced stitching holds up through countless coffee spills and quality time with your cat. Soft, durable, perfect for avoiding people.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Crafted from a durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for the perfect balance of softness and lasting wear. Medium-weight fleece that holds its shape and keeps you comfortable all day.
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. No fussing required—just wash, dry, wear, repeat. Skip the iron and dry cleaner.
Each item is printed only after you order it, eliminating excess inventory and waste. Better for the planet, better for your closet. Thanks for being part of a more thoughtful way forward.
We want to create goods that are thoughtful, well-made, and bring a little joy to your day.
Our team meticulously checks every piece, ensuring a product we are proud to create and you are proud to own.
When it comes to customer care, your happiness is our mission—plain and simple.
Our crewneck sweatshirts run true to size in a classic unisex fit. Pre-shrunk with air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant surface. If you want a more relaxed, cozy fit, go up one size.
A 50/50 cotton-poly blend at 8.0 oz.—midweight fleece with a soft interior. We use the Gildan 18000, a durable industry-standard blank with air-jet spun yarn for reduced pilling, ribbed collar and cuffs with spandex, and double-needle stitching throughout.
Smart Cat Gifts products are custom printed after you order and ship within 7–12 business days. Free shipping on orders over $50, or flat rate starting at $4.95.
A no-brainer for the introvert who's honest about their priorities. The text says what they're already thinking, which makes it funny without trying too hard. Works as a gift for friends, coworkers, or yourself.
Machine wash cold inside-out with similar colors. Tumble dry low. The pill-resistant yarn keeps it looking fresh wash after wash.
